Apartment for rent
This is the first of a (hopefully) series of flyers on apartments for rent in the Kreuzberg neighborhood. The flyers are not for real listings, instead they represent what a listing in the area can be in the future. The text should look legit on a first sight, but after reading few sentences the reader should be able to understand that something weird is going on, and at the end the reader should be engaged to know more about the Google Campus by visiting the website fuckoffgoogle.de.
Note: I noticed that sharing a odt file can not be the best way to collaborate. As an alternative approach I'm also including directly in this wiki page the text of the flyer. Feel free to copy it and create new versions of it.
Listing in Kreuzberg, original draft
APARTMENT FOR RENT
Beautiful apartment in the heart of Kreuzberg, only few steps away from Google Campus in Umspannwerk.
The apartment is on the second floor and will be freshly renovated once it is vacant. It has one bedroom, one spacious living room and a cosy kitchen. It can come fully furnished with a stylish West Coast feel.
|Final Rent||3400€ (Unfurnished, Heating and Google WiFi included).|
|Requirements||No SHUFA or Anmeldung required, just show us your work contract.|
|Availability||February 2018 (we are finalizing the process of evicting the family living there)|
About the area: live and breath the Berlin alternative lifestyle, with an entrepreneurial twist! Thanks to the Google Campus, the area will become the next technology hub. The area will also be sanitized, to meet security and quality standards people like you deserve.
You can also pay the rent in US dollars.
Sounds like a deal? Call us now! <Google campus phone number>